Tools of the trade
Housekeeping is a job that is all about the tools. I don't have a tool belt, but I was thinking Batman is probably onto something. I started to fantasize what I would put in my tool belt. Actually, Batman's is called a utility belt and has its own Wikipedia entry. While Batman, like me, relies on tools be a superhero, he fills his belt with stuff like Batarangs and smoke pellets. Here's what I would have in mine.
If you have stone counter tops or if you are really adventurous about any other surface, the best cleaning tool I have found is the razor. Just a regular old razor. It gets every splash of dried on ice cream, every drip of sticky honey or anything right off of the counter with no spray, no water no nothing. I got this tip from the guy who installed our counters, and it has saved me many a time.
Apple cider vinegar
It would be easier to list what this powerhouse does not do. It does not know what is going on in Game of Thrones. There. That's it.
It does, however, get rid of fruit flies, help start your digestive system in the morning (if you don't have a sensitive gag reflex. Otherwise it's just a whole 'nother digestive issue). It also clears up acne and gets rid of leg cramps! It can unclog your drain and clean carpet stains! You gotta have some on hand.
This thing is not the multi tasker of previous entries, but it does one thing really well. It is called the Resolve Stain Stick and I found out about it from my friend Gena. It gets stains out of clothes that have already been in the dryer. If you don't do laundry this may not seem italics worthy, but believe me, it is. Also, why are you reading this blog? And who does your laundry? Go tell them about this thing.
Early on in my relationship with my now-husband, I borrowed a sweatshirt of his and wore it to dinner with my in-laws. I promptly got grease stains on it that my mother-in-law was unable to get out. Because my mother-in-law is basically the original housekeeping superstar, I knew that if she couldn't do it, no one could.
I even have a stash of favorite clothes I've been saving with post-dryer grease stains on them that I figured I would keep in the hope that technology would one day catch up (kind of like Walt Disney's head and cryogenics). That day has come! And that stain stick has a place in my utility belt.
Okay, true confession, I ran out of stuff after this. So I asked around, and there were some interesting suggestions.
Heather said she'd like Stretch Armstrong (or Elastigirl) style arms for collecting far-flung detritus. And she wants eyes on them. Very practical but a little problematic because A) Batman and I don't have superpowers, or even want them in fantastical utility belt scenarios. Keep your superhero mythos straight, girl! and B) We'd have to work a way so that the eyes don't get constantly poked by said detritus. I think I would, as Heather suggests, save a place on the belt for a wine glass holster. Though mine would me maybe something more suited to mixed drinks because I don't like wine.
Paula, whose drinking habits more align to mine, said "Whiskey and baking soda, but don't drink the baking soda." Which is a fair warning if whiskey is involved.
My friend Jamie said her daughter loves toothpicks for cleaning. I have asked for a tutorial.
My friend Christine brought up Swiffer. Swiffer. It's pretty good. To be honest, there's a lot of Swiffer in my pantry that hasn't seen the light of day since we let the cleaning lady go. On a related note, there are also softball sized dust balls in most corners of the house. And actual softballs.
Colleen says that she gets a lot of use out of the Borax she bought to make slime for the science fair. I have a similar box we used to make crystals grow for our science fair project last year. I think it's good to do something laundry detergent does not? Brighten or similar. Also I have heard it can be used to deter bugs in some way. Will try it.
Kris says Mr. Clean Magic Eraser because as she says "I put that shit on everything." Which is just the kind of thing you'd want in your utility belt. I do use the magic eraser for any sort of fingerprint or smudge on walls, and it does work almost magically.
Finally, Lisa says she uses Krud Kutter and ear plugs. To the latter I say "Hells to the yes!" housekeeping is loud, loud work! Who needs to hear any of it? I should have also added that one of the things necessary to any sort of mobile cleaning (vacuuming) is my iPhone, a podcast and some earbuds. As to the former, I had to look that one up.
This is what the website says:
It's simple. We believe cleaners should be tough on krud, but gentle on nature. Krud Kutter safely removes the toughest stains and everyday messes that most “all-purpose” cleaners can’t touch - grime, grease, pet stains, and crayons. It even removes dried latex paint and permanent marker.
Oh my god. Crayons?! Permanent Marker?!
It's definitely in!
PS I made a vine about it. Remember vine? I think you can still see it below.