A Massacre?.... oh, no, nevermind... just toddler paint.

Crayola's TaDoodles washable all-in-one paint.  Awwww.... aren't they so cute???

Those little faces... sure they're all cute and smiley and innocent looking.  Plus, your toddler really can get a good grip on them.  And the paint inside the little chubby body?  Genius right?

Just don't you turn your back on those little hooligans though.  You don't know what they're capable of.  Without warning they just might start bashing each other in the head.

And those little cuties???  Those things cause spatter that would have Gil Grissom second guessing what went on in your kitchen.