You ought to know!
How to throw away trash.
How to change a toilet paper roll.
How to hang up a towel.
How to put clothes in the laundry bin.
That this is not how a laundry bin works.
This is not how the toaster oven works.
This is not where you sleep.
Well, ok, but just until you grow out of it.
This post originally appeared at The Ill-Prepared Housewife.