Thoughts while cleaning the toaster oven pan
Wow. That is really dirty.
Screw it! Lets buy a new one.
But, when the s&%t hits the fan, I’ll wish I had that old toaster oven. There won’t be any Amazon to save me from the grease. Even if there's no electricity, it would be valuable for parts and maybe I could use the pan for some kind of protection?
Is it even really dirty or is that just discoloration? Bumpy, greasy discoloration. If I can wipe it with a paper towel and the paper towel is still clean . . .
Ok it’s dirty.
How many V-bucks would I have to pay my son to do this? What is the V-bucks to dollar ratio? How many could he possibly need? I probably can't afford what I would need to pay him to do a good job.
Is it okay to use Comet on this? It looks exactly like Barkeeper's Friend, and that's ok for pans . . .
How can it be that Comet and
Brillo make no difference? Maybe less water?
Is it really dirty?
Is this made of the aluminum that will give us all Alzheimer's?
I can’t remebember.
Is this the Alzheimer’s kicking in?
*Insert rimshot sound effect here*
Screw it! Lets buy a new one. What was a little toaster oven pan going to do for me in the apocolypse?